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Helmut ★★★ ![]() Vienna, Austria, 2010-10-11 20:51 (5725 d 03:40 ago) Posting: # 6033 Views: 11,033 |
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Dear all, I want to share with you a little story told by one of my friends, professor of chemical engineering. In a decisive examinination for a group of students (between grades 4 and 5, where 1 is best and 5 worst) amongst others they were free to select from two excercises.
My friend was somewhat frustrated about nobody selecting the second one. The next week he presented it in a noncompetitive way to his students with a grade 1 or 2 only. He stated that the outcome wouldn’t influence their grade – it was just to satisfy his curiosity. All of his students succeeded, but also
— Dif-tor heh smusma 🖖🏼 Довге життя Україна! ![]() Helmut Schütz ![]() The quality of responses received is directly proportional to the quality of the question asked. 🚮 Science Quotes |
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ElMaestro ★★★ Denmark, 2010-10-12 00:17 (5725 d 00:15 ago) @ Helmut Posting: # 6034 Views: 9,584 |
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the stewdents act in strange ways an easy task is not worth their scholarly gaze instead they embark on a mental digression and try to solve a much more difficult question my friend the professor doesn't understand the stewdents defy all logic under his command it seems the world is upside down my friend's face is one large frown and me, I just sigh in despair I'm so lazy I won't cut my hair |
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Jaime_R ★★ Barcelona, 2010-10-12 16:00 (5724 d 08:32 ago) @ ElMaestro Posting: # 6039 Views: 9,574 |
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¡Hola ElMaestro! Great to find a pirate busy with 'tying his men to the mast and flogging them' uncovering himself a sentimental poet. ![]() Though the ages of Habsburg in Spain are gone for a while, there must be still some common roots. At least these Austrian 'stewdents' have some immediate kin over here. ![]() — Regards, Jaime |
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d_labes ★★★ Berlin, Germany, 2010-10-12 17:04 (5724 d 07:27 ago) @ ElMaestro Posting: # 6042 Views: 9,428 |
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Old sailor! That's a Poem! For me the well dosed intermission before the last words was the best .— Regards, Detlew |
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Helmut ★★★ ![]() Vienna, Austria, 2010-10-12 21:25 (5724 d 03:07 ago) @ ElMaestro Posting: # 6047 Views: 9,486 |
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Captain, my captain! ❝ and me, I just sigh in despair ❝ I'm so lazy I won't cut my hair Great poem and well, you do know my hairstyle. — Dif-tor heh smusma 🖖🏼 Довге життя Україна! ![]() Helmut Schütz ![]() The quality of responses received is directly proportional to the quality of the question asked. 🚮 Science Quotes |
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d_labes ★★★ Berlin, Germany, 2010-10-12 17:20 (5724 d 07:11 ago) @ Helmut Posting: # 6043 Views: 9,480 |
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Dear Helmut, ❝ What’s up with the students? Is this an Austrian specificity – or are we just getting old? The whole story reminds me at a citation: "Youths may be able to run faster, but we (the old farts) know the shortcuts!" ![]() — Regards, Detlew |
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Helmut ★★★ ![]() Vienna, Austria, 2010-10-12 17:31 (5724 d 07:00 ago) @ d_labes Posting: # 6044 Views: 9,489 |
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Dear D. Labes! ❝ The whole story reminds me at a citation: ❝ "Youths may be able to run faster, but we (the old farts) know the shortcuts!" Hey, funny! Despite Alzheimer’s approaching, I was using exactly this quotation in the chat with my friend (original in German: “Die Jungen können vielleicht schneller laufen, aber wir kennen die Abkürzungen!”) — Dif-tor heh smusma 🖖🏼 Довге життя Україна! ![]() Helmut Schütz ![]() The quality of responses received is directly proportional to the quality of the question asked. 🚮 Science Quotes |
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d_labes ★★★ Berlin, Germany, 2010-10-12 18:29 (5724 d 06:03 ago) @ Helmut Posting: # 6045 Views: 9,495 |
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Dear Helmut! Much more funny: The original is presumable from Austria! ![]() 'Die Jungen laufen vielleicht schneller, aber die Älteren kennen die Abkürzungen!' (the perhaps is more pronounced here then in the english translation 'maybe' I think) Attributed to Andreas Khol, former politician and now chairman of the "Österreichischer Seniorenbund" (translates roughly to Austrian seniors union). — Regards, Detlew |
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Helmut ★★★ ![]() Vienna, Austria, 2010-10-12 21:21 (5724 d 03:10 ago) @ d_labes Posting: # 6046 Views: 9,456 |
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Dear D. Labes! ❝ 'Die Jungen laufen vielleicht schneller, aber die Älteren kennen die Abkürzungen!' ❝ ❝ Attributed to Andreas Khol [...] Right guess - you know how to !He made this quote a couple of years ago on the Austrian TV. Maybe I know some shortcuts too, but my memory is not the best any more. ![]() — Dif-tor heh smusma 🖖🏼 Довге життя Україна! ![]() Helmut Schütz ![]() The quality of responses received is directly proportional to the quality of the question asked. 🚮 Science Quotes |

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